January 2012
5 posts
I was going to play some inFAMOUS 2 before bed
15 minutes later and I’m still waiting for updates. Why do PS3 updates take SO LONG to download? The same size updates on Steam would have taken 2 minutes at most.
PS3 you are ridiculous I am just going to go to bed.
thelachrymalcat replied to your post: What’s the plan Danny? (For both Syd and Bris because I’m just curious and nosy) Also excellent timing as I’m planning on being in Melb from Feb 2-4.
You and Alison should come over to my house so I can cook delicious food and we can watch Top Gun.
Yes please!
motherboy-xxx asked: What's the plan Danny? (For both Syd and Bris because I'm just curious and nosy) Also excellent timing as I'm planning on being in Melb from Feb 2-4.
Ok guys, flights are booked
Sydney from 25th to the 28th, Brisbane from 28th to the 1st.
People in those cities on those dates: Be my friend?
December 2011
9 posts
Dreamed I ordered a custard tart, then woke up...
2012 SUCKS
I went to use the gift card I got for xmas in JB...
The sale ended arbitrarily in the middle of my checking out (at about 11:10pm? :/) and everything suddenly went back to full price.
I sat there puzzled for a few minutes before deleting everything in my cart and writing “fuck you” in the promotional code box.
I didn’t really need that shit anyway, I have plenty of unwatched DVDs at home already.
For xmas I got...
A cold.
Now I just wanna go home, drag the TV and fridge into the bedroom and stay in bed forever. (This is basically what I want to do always, but especially now.)
P.S. I hope you all had a good day and got good presents. ^_^
Anonymous asked: You're a good guy and I hope good things come to you in your life.
I think I got a mild case of food poisoning
And if it was the chicken I had for lunch… I had the leftovers for dinner. DOUBLE DOSE WOO
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Went xmas shopping, spent $150
Didn’t get anybody else anything. It’s all for me.
November 2011
9 posts
Shut up Tumblr
superboy-prime:
There are no unread posts, you fucking tease.
ALL THE TIME
Starting to question the wisdom of Whipped Cream...
Burned my thumb doing midnight baking
Using Zooper Doopers as ice-packs. This cake better be worth it.
14+ hour workday, and an early start tomorrow
Someone please kill me. Please please please please.
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ANOTHER GAME, ANOTHER GAME-BREAKING IMPASSABLE BUG
This time it’s Battlefield 3’s single-player campaign. I am supposed to “cut the red wire”, but it won’t actually let me. I tried using my knife, shooting it, throwing grenades at it, and jumping up and down on it. Searching the internet tells me I’m supposed to be presented with a prompt to press the “use” key, but of course, I don’t get one....
October 2011
8 posts
I have an apartment inspection in 10 days
Ten days to clean.
Never gonna make it.
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Stayed up all night playing Arkham Asylum
(my copy of Arkham City has yet to even begin shipping from the UK. :( ) I suddenly realised it was 4:30am and I SHOULD BE IN BED, so I turned off the game
…and spent the next half hour watching Touched By An Angel. WHY?
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I recently bought a set of colour-coded cutting...
Red = meat, yellow = cheese, green = vegetables, blue = chicken.
According to my use of them so far, Cookie Dough is a vegetable. Spread the word!
Getting teary at vaguely emotional things on TV
Time to get drunk and duck-swallow the last third of this family size custard danish.
September 2011
8 posts
GONNA BE IN YOU TOMORROW BRISBANE
It’s my first time pls be gentle.
Also people who live there should be my friends and we can all hang out maybe?
Ate a whole family pizza on my own
…and a Yogo w/ choc chips; played some Dead Island, and now Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is on TV.
Pretty good night.
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neat-o replied to your post: HEY BRISBANE
you’re missing kas by DAYS
OOPS. Oh well, maybe next time.
Will you still be my friend?
HEY BRISBANE
Just booked myself a trip for 29th Sep to 3rd Oct.
Fairly warned be thee, says I.
August 2011
13 posts
4 tags
SO ANGRY
I was stupid enough to preorder From Dust on Steam the other night after playing and enjoying the Xbox demo, because I thought:
It’s cheaper than the Xbox version, thanks to Microsoft charging Australians more for their imaginary currency, and I hate regional pricing.
It seemed like it would be better suited to a mouse than a controller.
Now I find out that it is a bad port from the...
Channel surfing whilst doing my Reverend Lovejoy...
Everything on TV is BORingggg, BORingggg, BORingggg…
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Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the...
– Katherine Knight, in one of the more brutal of Australian murders. (via monsterpussy)
I got to the part about the vegetables and started getting hungry.
Just saw a trailer for Hugh Jackman's new fighting...
I was really disappointed it wasn’t called Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.
Just got a haircut
The guy repeatedly pointed out the shape of my head, and I think he just barely avoided calling it weird. Thanks for the new insecurity and crooked sideburns dude!
EVERY WEEK this stupid Rude Tube show comes on and...
IT IS JUST VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE. But it’s worse than regular YouTube because it’s got a stupid English guy doing painfully unfunny commentary over the top of them. It’s kinda like what would happen if you were forced to have all the YouTube comments read out loud any time you watched a video.
Someone paid to make his show. Then someone paid to buy this show off its creators. Then...
Just added scotch to my cupcake batter
What even is my life
"Are you single and earning over $80,000?"
I’m home on a Wednesday afternoon watching Xena and Hercules. What do you think nib ad guy?