the next guy i can get into physical contact with who wolf whistles at me
is having his groin inverted by my foot.
Suddenly glad I can’t really whistle…

jesus fuck i hope this is on regretsy
“the lions are getting their groove on”
Just thought I’d point out they both have manes and are therefore both boy lions. Mmhmm.

I had SO MANY NIGHTMARES about this thing. What’s the point of it? I remember they had someone (a midget??) dressed up as it at one of my dad’s work things when I was like six and essentially had an emotional breakdown.
Is this thing why I don’t like apes? So many questions.
CHIPPIES!

via www.tomgauld.com
Two Brazilians one guitar

I still have 1.9L of this liquid diabetes to go.
eBay?
Why did you ever think buying this was a good idea? Bubblegum isn’t even a real flavour.

I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
is having his groin inverted by my foot.
Suddenly glad I can’t really whistle…
Winkers: The Pants with Eyes
…HOT
mew. this is it, guys. this is the pinnacle of my existence.
Personally I went with video games and watching Dawn of the Dead, and now probably more games until long after I should have gone to bed.
:(
I think I just heard Lauren explode.
WHO ARE YOU?
Hahaha, I’m Danny. Hi :)
HI DANNY just hounded Lauren about who / what you are, nice to meet you, I like your blog.
Aww thanks, I like yours too. :)
Now that you know who I am I can feel less creepy :P